The New Page Boy

The New Page Boy
Showing posts with label wetting nappy. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Chapter 31 - Breakfast for a baby boy




            Raymond’s dream left him troubled and he passed the rest of the night fitfully despite his luxurious surroundings. He rose and dressed himself in one of Alexander’s finest doublets – a padded grey jerkin emblazoned with large pearls – and delicate grey hose, so finely woven as to be almost translucent. He strode down to the kitchens. Woe betide the serving staff if his instructions had not been carried out to the letter.
            However, upon his arrival in the great cavernous stone chamber, he found nothing at which he could complain. The other servants – until so recently his peers or indeed his superiors – bowed their heads respectfully. And if Mistress Olwen betrayed a certain truculence in his presence, that was of no great significance. He stored away the observation with a mental note to admonish her for her insolence at a later date.
            There, as he had commanded, in the centre of the room stood a newly fashioned item of furniture: a tall wooden high chair – of the kind in which infants are traditionally seated. However, this particular chair would be too large for any child. Moreover, at both arm rests and leg rests were placed wooden manacles, of the kind that could be found in any rudimentary set of stocks in any town square.
            “Is it all right?” asked Mortimer anxiously. “My father was a carpenter, you know, but I’ve not had much chance to practice of late.”
            “It will suffice,” Raymond told him. He turned to the rest of the cowering staff and asked with a smirk, “Can you guess who is going to be put into it?”
            They all knew. It was as inevitable as day following night. Mistress Olwen sniffed her disapproval but dared say no more.
            “Where is Baby Will?” sneered their new Steward. “Come along now, don’t be shy.”
            Mortimer sniggered as the servants parted and Will – damp diaper still encircling his middle – shuffled forwards.
            “You’re still in your piss-stained nappy, then, goat-shit? Why of course you are. I’m the only one who can change you out of it. Maybe we’ll do that after breakfast. Maybe I’ll leave you in it all day long. Now, hop up into your high-chair!”
            Will clambered onto the wooden chair. He’d had to piss himself again in the night, so now both the nappy and the seat of his tights were truly saturated. He pulled a miserable face as he sat down, the wetness pressing against his bum a constant reminder of his humiliation. His cheeks reddened. He didn’t want to make eye contact with any of the other castle staff.
            “Lock him in place!” Raymond gestured to Mortimer and Humphrey, and they sprang to do as they were told, one on each side, fastening first Will’s wrists and then his blue-hosed ankles to the sides of the chair. The wooden manacles secured, Will could struggle all he liked, but he had no hope of release.
            “You may all begin your meal,” commanded Raymond, and the ravenous servants flocked and settled around the long wooden table and benches to begin their repast of bread and porridge.
            Finally, Raymond turned his attentions to Will. “You are to be given a greater honour than you deserve, goat-shit. I’m going to feed you myself.”
            Will’s face fell in dismay. Far from feeling that this was a great honour, he knew it would only mean further humiliation at the hands of his nemesis.
            “Do you have Will’s special breakfast recipe specially prepared, Mistress Olwen?” Raymond enquired with excessive mock-courtesy.
            Muttering under her breath, the fat cook handed him a pewter bowl. Raymond sniffed it elaborately.
            “Hmmm… that smells completely … disgusting!”
            He tipped the bowl towards Will so that the blond lad could see its contents: a greenish-grey sludge of a fairly thick consistency. Indeterminate lumps floated in it and it looked distinctly cold and unappetising.
            “I ordered Mistress Olwen to scrape her larder for only the oldest and mouldiest ingredients. We must be careful. Common goat-herds like you are unused to the rich food of the aristocracy after all. We mustn’t upset your baby boy tummy now, must we?” He patted Will’s belly just above the waistband of the  nappy.
            The other servants had by now finished their own breakfasts and all their attentions were fastened on the forthcoming entertainment that they knew Raymond was about to provide. Their new master selected a small wooden spoon from the dining table and dipped it into the congealed goo. Humphrey licked his lips in spite of himself. His permanent state of hunger meant that he’d have been prepared to try it anyway.
            “Come along now, baby boy,” cooed Raymond as he propelled the spoon towards Will’s mouth. “Open up for brek-brek.”
            Will clamped his mouth shut, determined not to give Raymond the satisfaction of feeding him the foul-looking gunk.
            Raymond tutted. “Naughty boy Will doesn’t want to eat? That will never do.” He did not slow the approach of the utensil but rather than inserting it into Will’s mouth, he smeared its contents across Will’s cheek and closed lips.
            It smelt of old beans and peas, thought Will as it dripped slowly from his face onto his fine blue tunic.
            “There you go. You’re going to have to eat it all you know.” A second spoonful, this time wiped across Will’s other cheek and nose. Some of the puree went up his nostrils.
            “What a mess you’re making!” exclaimed Raymond. “Clearly goat-shit baby boys like you never learn proper table manners!”
            Will heard a chuckle from Mortimer, and it was plain that his humiliation was proving some welcome entertainment for his colleagues. He continued to keep his mouth firmly shut, but the blob of bean that was stuck up his nose made this harder to do. And then as the third spoonful approached his face, Raymond said sharply, “Now this one is going in your mouth, bitch!” and gripped Will’s nose with his free hand. Will gasped in pain and surprise, and as he opened his mouth, Raymond rammed the spoon inside and tipped its unpleasant contents onto Will’s tongue.
            Will spluttered as the lumpy fluid went down his gullet and the other servants laughed at his discomfort.
            “Come now, goat-shit. I know you’ve had worse in your mouth!”
            Raymond continued to feed him, sticking to his promise that the entire contents of the bowl would have to be consumed before Will would be set free. However, he became even more careless as he went on. Dollops of the green gunk ‘accidentally’ slipped from the spoon and onto the fine blue fabric of Will’s tights making him flinch as the cold goo seeped through his hose and onto his legs. Raymond made sure he leant his hand on Will’s muscular thighs to ensure the mashed up vegetables were rubbed in. A particularly large spoonful was carefully tipped onto Will’s groin, so that a green stain blossomed over his hosed crotch: not that Will could feel anything through the thick wadding of his diaper.
            “Nearly finished!” declared Raymond, “just the dregs to go now!”
            And with that, he upended the bowl over Will’s head. Will cringed as the cold gunk slowly dribbled down his blond hair, down the back of his neck and into the collar of his tunic, into his eyes, over his pert nose and pooled around his pretty pink lips.
            Raymond took a step backwards to examine the page boy anointed with the green gruel: his blue finery ruined and his tights saturated with the rotten food.
            “Why what a mess you’ve made, goat-shit. Look at you, sitting there in your big wet nappy. Not able to feed yourself properly. Your delicious breakfast has gone everywhere! All over your face, your clothes, your tights! I think maybe you’d better stay here for a while to think about what a disobedient little baby boy you’ve been and how you’re going to change your behaviour if you don’t want to make your Master angry in the future!”
            Raymond turned to the other staff and glowered at them. “Don’t you miserable lot have work to do?”
            There was the scuffing sound of benches being pushed back and, like fearful rodents, the servants scurried about their daily business.
            Raymond turned to the red-faced Mistress Olwen. “Leave goat-shit here for an hour or two. Then get him cleared up and sent about his daily chores. I’ll want to play with him again this evening.”

            Later that morning, Raymond was once more in attendance on his royal master. What would the capricious beauty desire from him today, he wondered. All became clear when it transpired that the Prince’s loyal bodyguards had returned to the castle in the early hours of that very morning.
            The travel-weary brutes were summoned into the Prince’s presence to be informed of the new state of affairs.
            “Since he displayed more aptitude for protecting my royal person than either of you lumbering freaks, I have appointed Raymond my Chief Steward and right-hand man. You will obey him in all things and regard his orders as my own.”
            Odin, in particular, widened his eyes as the implications of the change in Raymond’s station sank in. He was no fool, and clearly knew from experience the folly in questioning the Prince’s whims, so he remained silent. He gazed at the new Steward, proud and imperious in his fine pearl-laden doublet and shimmering sheer hose; a far cry from the struggling and unwilling fuck toy whose sweet tight arse he had enjoyed these past few weeks.
            Raymond met his gaze: his deep, dark eyes unfathomable. Both men knew that what had happened between them in the past would not be forgotten, and each recognised in the other an adversary of whom they would need to be wary in the future. But for now, all was smiles and good nature.
            “Of course, your highness,” grinned Odin insincerely. “I wish young Master Raymond every felicitation in his sudden and unexpected elevation.”
            Raymond did not speak but gave the Viking a curt nod instead.
            “Excellent,” said Felix.
            “How did your ‘expedition’ go, Odin?” Raymond asked politely.
            Odin bared his teeth. “His Highness can now be assured of the loyalty of the local peasants. In every village we passed, at least one of its residents is now lighter by one hand.”
            “We have a big sack of them if you want to see, my liege,” added Ulfgar conversationally.
            “That won’t be necessary,” muttered the Prince, his face blanching. “And now, for today’s entertainment. As the forest is now a safe place for me to venture, I shall go hunting today.”
            Raymond had already observed that the Prince was dressed in his riding leathers. Long black boots snaked their way up the royal legs, exposing a mere hint of cream hosiery at the top of his thighs.
            “You will ride out with me, Master Raymond?”
            “It would be a pleasure and an honour, Your Highness.

            It was midday before Will was finally released from his high-chair.
            “I’d have done it sooner,” confessed Mistress Olwen, “but just between you and me, I don’t dare give that young man cause to get any angrier with you and me than he is already. Now I know Master Alexander had his – fancies. And I can’t say that I approved of them none either, but at least he had a wise head on his shoulders. He always made sure the castle ran like clockwork, and he kept his fun and games in proportion. But there’s a kind of cruelty to young Raymond. Always has been! He used to like setting fire to beetles as a lad. And I fear for what will happen to us all now he and that young Prince Felix are in league with each other. I don’t reckon he considers any of us any more significant than those poor insects he used to fry!”
            This monologue continued as Will was stripped of his gunk-covered doublet and hose. She wiped the dried pottage from his face and made him bend over the sink so that she could rinse the lumps of food from his matted hair.
            “I wish I could do something about that,” she gestured to the yellow-stained nappy fastened around Will’s hips. “But it’s padlocked in place, and I can guess who holds they key!”
            Will blushed in shame. In spite of all the other degradation he had endured since coming to live at the castle, he wondered if he would ever become accustomed to it. Here he was, stripped naked and made to stand in a dirty nappy in front of an old woman he barely knew. He’d given up all hope of ever reclaiming his dignity and his self-respect.
            “Master Yorick’s wardrobe store is sorely depleted, young Will. Those Viking brutes pillaged it when they first came here, but I’ve managed to find you a couple of things to wear whilst your own clothing is washed. I don’t know if they’ll fit you but they’ll have to do for now.”
            She handed him a plain grey tunic, and a pair of white tights. He pulled the tights up as far as they would go, but it was obvious that they were too small for him. Even had he not been wearing a bulky nappy they would not have fitted, but as it was, the gusset loitered half way between his knee and his crotch, and the waistband only made it about part way over the diaper, exposing a large area of cloth. It highlighted even more clearly that he – a grown adult well past puberty – had been diapered. Equally, the tunic was too small. It would not fasten over his chest, and displayed most of his bare, smooth torso.
            Mistress Olwen sighed as she too recognised how inadequate Will’s new apparel was. “Ah well, it will have to do,” she shrugged.
            Will slipped his white-hosed feet into his own black pumps, and disconsolately went on his way.

            He knew that he should join Mortimer straight away, and help him to clean the clogged gutters at the battlements of the castle, but Mistress Olwen’s mention of the key that was needed to free him from his nappied cage gave him the spur he required. Raymond’s position in Prince Felix’s affections seemed assured. He hoped and prayed that the barbaric Odin would not, as Raymond had speculated, come seeking him as a replacement victim. But even if he did, being ravished and violated by the brute would not exactly give him the required opportunity to replace the damning dungeon key which he had stolen from Odin’s key ring. He had to get rid of it.
            Will hurried to the empty dormitory, and fumbled around in his straw bedding until he found the iron key. He checked furtively around him, and waddling more than ever, due to his damp nappy and too-small tights, he made his way into the centre of the courtyard. As discreetly as he dared, he checked over each shoulder, and then dropped the incriminating evidence into the well. Down it tumbled, until he heard it hit the water far below with a satisfying “splosh”.
            He breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the rusty residue of the key against the stone wall, and waddled on his way.
            He would have been more anxious had he noticed in the shadows a small pair of beady eyes observing him with keen interest.


Monday, 1 July 2013

Chapter 29 - Wet and Wild




29. Wet and Wild


            Will trudged disconsolately back to his chores. Every step he took made him acutely conscious of the rustling of the nappy he had been forced into. The bulky material between his thighs meant he had to waddle slightly, and his bum, covered in the thin sheen of his hose, felt massive. Meanwhile, he felt his cock already wanting to harden and lengthen within the nappy, but found it was hopelessly constricted by the cold, cruel steel of Raymond’s chastity device. The worst thing was the inevitable knowledge that, sooner or later, he would need the toilet, and that meant he would have no choice but to soil himself. He grimaced in disgust at the thought. Was life here under these circumstances really better than taking his chances on the road with Alexander? Maybe it wasn’t too late, he pondered. Maybe he could yet flee from the castle and try to find the fugitive Steward.
            He shook his head. It was hopeless. Even if he did track him down, Alexander would probably laugh in his face. Will had been a convenient arse for him to fuck, but the Steward had made it very clear he did not want him tagging along with him. Besides, Will was completely reliant on Raymond’s mercy if he ever wanted to be able to touch his cock again: unless he could somehow get his hands on they key that would unlock both the belt encircling his waist and the cruel chastity device.
            The thought of that key brought to mind the other: the iron key to the dungeon, which still nestled incriminatingly in Will’s bedding. Now Alexander was free, it was a dangerous thing for him to hang on to, he decided. He would need to return it to Odin’s key-ring as soon as possible. Not for the first time, he cursed the clumsy assassin whose wayward arrow had not only missed its target but caused Raymond to be promoted to the Prince’s right hand. There would be no more night-time visits to the dormitory for Odin to come and fuck the dark-haired youth. And without them, how could Will hope to get the key back unnoticed? He shuddered with fear at the prospect of replacing Raymond as the object of Odin’s lust.
            He entered the kitchen, where he saw Mortimer standing near the fireplace, turning one of the castle’s mammoth iron spits. Mortimer did a double-take.
            “What are you - ?” he paused as a wicked grin spread across his freckled face. “Have you got a nappy on under your tights?”
            “You needn’t look so pleased about it,” muttered Will.
            “Ah, poor baby Will gonna wet himself?”
            “Please, Mortimer. After all we’ve gone through for the entertainment of Prince Felix…”
            The skinny lad relented. “Did Raymond put you in it?”
            Will nodded mutely.
            “He’s risen to the top like scum, hasn’t he? You never know though – you might be in luck. Sounds like his time as the Prince’s golden boy may have come to an end.”
            “What do you mean?” asked Will, hope springing in his breast.
            “There’s a heck of a noise been coming from the royal apartments. Raymond’s in there with the Prince. It sounds like they’re having a fight!”
           
             Raymond lay, sweating and panting on the priceless rugs of the royal chamber. The Prince may have been at the peak of fitness not too long ago but his weeks of comparative indolence since his arrival at the castle had had an effect. And Raymond’s menial tasks gave him a strength that meant the contest was more equal than he might have anticipated. However, his politician’s mind was whirring: Felix may have wanted a contest but he would surely never forgive Raymond were he to lose!
            The Prince, also appreciating the chance to recover his breath, crawled over to his servant and clambered to his feet. Oily sweat glistened on Felix’s muscled torso. His luxurious green tights clung to him, damp with perspiration and patterned with the oily prints of Raymond’s palms. His perfect white teeth gleamed a wicked grin and he ran a manicured hand through his tousled yellow hair.
            “I’d say we are well-matched, Master Steward. Shall we call a truce and have some refreshment?”
            Raymond smiled back at him, with a pang of regret that he would no longer have the chance to savour that exquisite male form, hosed and panting, gyrating in ultimate proximity to his own. Only moments ago, Felix had lain atop him, breathing hard, dominant and triumphant. And then Raymond had turned the tables, gripping the Prince’s body between his own powerful thighs: the sensation of silken hose against male flesh alluring and intensely exciting.
            He held out his hand and Felix grasped it, hauling the dark youth to his feet. Then, in a sudden move that caught Raymond unawares, the Prince twisted his hosed foot behind Raymond’s ankle, unbalancing him. Before Raymond could hit the floor, the Prince scooped him up in his arms and carried him effortlessly towards the bathroom.
            “Your highness?” gasped Raymond, but the Prince only laughed as he reached the edge of the massive marble bath and held his captive hovering above the water.
            “In you go!” Felix cried, letting go and plunging Raymond into the perfumed bubbles beneath him.
            For a moment, Raymond sank beneath the surface, and then he emerged, spluttering, nose and mouth filled with lavender flavoured water. He watched the Prince clamber into the tub, cocking first one hosed leg over the side of the bath, and then the other: the water instantly causing each green leg to turn a darker shade as the material soaked up the moisture. For a moment, Felix stood there, still as a statue, and then with a triumphant roar, he splashed down on top of Raymond. Once more, Raymond revelled in the sensation of that divinely proportioned form pressing against him: chest against chest, groin pushed against groin, four muscular, tights-clad legs entwined in the warm water.
            There was an evil glint in Felix’s piercing blue eyes and that briefest of warnings gave Raymond chance to gulp some air into his lungs before his royal master pushed his dark head beneath the surface of the water. He held his breath, struggling against the other man’s body, but his efforts came to naught. Eventually, the Prince released his captive and Raymond’s face erupted to the surface, gasping as he filled his bursting lungs.
            “Do you yield?” Felix asked casually.
            Between shuddering breaths, Raymond gasped: “I yield, your Highness. I yield.”
            Prince Felix’s grin grew wider. “Good”. He rolled off Raymond’s body and stepped out of the bath, his green tights sodden and dripping water onto the stone floor. Raymond could not help but observe how the wet material of the hose clung indecently to the globes of the Prince’s buttocks – the arse crack perfectly sculpted and leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination. Raymond’s prick pulsed with the desire to enter that forbidden cave.
            Every moment he spent gazing at the divine physical beauty of the Prince spurred on Raymond’s desire to dominate and subjugate that golden body. God could not have designed better a creature more suited to drive a man into a frenzy of lust. Maybe one day, Raymond mused. After all, had not Felix himself initiated the physical intimacy of their play fight? Stripping down to their naked torsos and clad only in their tights, the oil, the plunge into the pool…
            Raymond’s prick had certainly hardened during the encounter. Surely it was not merely wishful thinking on his part that imagined that the royal member had done the same? He contemplated whether the Prince had ever had sex at all. Surely amongst the knights and squires, the young men of the royal court, Felix would have had his pick of the handsomest and most powerful in the land? Then again, maybe it was the female form that the Prince preferred.
            Raymond smiled inwardly. No, he thought to himself. The vain young man’s arrogance was so great, somehow he knew instinctively that Felix would not regard anyone on earth – male or female – his physical equal. He was positive that the Prince was yet a virgin, unwilling to let any other human approach the secret, sacred parts of his heavenly body.
            What a challenge that would be, thought Raymond: to be the one to steal the Prince’s long-cherished virginity. Well, he had succeeded in becoming Chief Steward. Why not add the position of royal bedfellow into the bargain?
            Emboldened by his erotic thoughts, Raymond risked the merest of playful admonishments: “We had called a truce, my liege…”
            The Prince turned to face him, his cock and balls outlined in perfect detail within the sopping tights. “You think I played unfairly, eh? Then you have learned a valuable lesson today, Master Raymond. When it comes to kings and princes, there is no such thing as ‘fair’” …

            The afternoon sun was warm as Alexander Courcey, the previous incumbent of the post of Chief Steward, trudged along the dirt path. He moved swiftly and cautiously, his dark hood covering his all too recognisable features, avoiding the populated villages and anxious to put as much distance as possible between himself and his former home. Somewhere out here, those lumbering brutes, Odin and Ulfgar, roamed like a tornado, wreaking havoc amongst the peasants. His meagre provisions would not last long, he mused, patting the leather satchel the loyal young Will had purloined for him. And he was desperate to get his hands on a horse to aid his flight. Just a little further, he thought. Just a little further…

            “Drink it. Every last drop.”
            “I’m really not thirsty anymore, Raym - Sir.”
            “Do as you’re told, goat-shit. I want to see that cup drained to the bottom.”
            Raymond lounged on the divan in his chambers, dressed in yet more embroidered finery. The only evidence of his tussle with the Prince were his slightly damp black curls. Before him stood the unfortunate Will, his nappy big and bulky within the silken snugness of his blue hose: his legs forced apart by the amount of wadding wrapped around his private parts.
            It was the third goblet of water that he’d been forced to drink, and Will’s stomach was now full and bloated with the liquid, causing the waistband of his bright blue tights to expand to contain his protruding tummy.
            “You’ve held out this long but I bet you really need to piss now, don’t you, boy?”
            Raymond’s taunt was all too true. Will’s bladder was full to bursting and he desperately needed to relieve it.
            “Don’t you dare let go yet,” threatened Raymond, his eyes glinting in triumph at the predicament of the younger boy. “You hang on until I tell you can release!”
            Will hopped from one stockinged foot to the other, biting his lip in desperation at the need to urinate, knowing all too well that the moment he did, that the fluid would be going nowhere other than into the diaper wrapped around his groin.
            “Everyone’s seen you in your nappy then?” inquired the new Steward. “Everyone in the castle has had a good laugh at you being dressed like a big baby boy?”
            Will nodded, mute and miserable.
            “Answer me, bitch!”
            “Yes, Sir. They’ve all seen me wearing my nappy inside my tights.”
            “Good. Good. So they all know I’m controlling your toilet habits now and deciding exactly when and where you can go. I think we might begin your enema regime again in the morning. I take it you’ve not shat yourself yet?”
            “No, Sir.” For that at least, Will was grateful.
            “It’s only a matter of time,” sneered Raymond. He paused to fetch himself a goblet of wine. “I imagine that urge to piss is stronger than ever now, isn’t it, eh?”
            Will was physically writhing now with the effort of control his need to go, barely able to speak, every ounce of concentration focused on controlling his brimming bladder. “Please, please – oh, oh oh!!”
            And with a disconsolate wail, the battle was lost. His cock pulsed as the fluid began to flow, and Will could not help but feel a desperate kind of relief as he felt the material pressed to his genitals begin to moisten and swell as his piss soaked into it. The warm wetness spread, now to his balls, now along the crack of his arse, now over his buttocks. On he pissed. Unable to stop the flow, try as he might, wetting himself freely as he had not done since he was a toddler back in his mother’s hovel.
            The expression of relief and ecstasy on Will’s previously tortured face told Raymond all he needed to know.
            “You dirty little bitch,” he whispered. “Pissing yourself in your nappy. Filling your diaper like a baby boy. That feel good, does it? All that sodden material clinging to your body?”
            Will’s lower lip trembled as he suffered the degradation of wetting himself in front of his greatest nemesis: the helplessness and the humiliation of the situation flooding over him as surely as his own urine flooded into its cloth enclosure.
            Finally his bladder was empty. But if all that hateful piss was no longer inside him, it hadn’t gone far: the nappy now warm wet and heavier than ever. The diaper sagged within his hosiery, hanging from his hips. It would cool, he knew. Indeed it had begun to do so already. How Will longed to have the horrible, embarrassing thing ripped from him, and to be free of the soggy, bulging loincloth.
            Raymond sniffed the air disdainfully. “You stink, goat-shit, you know that? You disgust me. You’re not even able to exercise a modicum of self-control. Standing in front of your master, pissing freely into your nappy and into your hose. Abasing yourself like an animal. I bet that submissive cock of yours would be twitching into hardness if it weren’t for the chastity device you’re wearing.”
            Will gulped ruefully. Knowing his aberrant prick, it probably would.
“I suppose you’d like me to change you now? Pull your tights down, unpin that demeaning nappy, dry off your wet buttocks, pat them with talcum powder like a pampered infant, and replace it with a nice new clean one?”
Will didn’t know what he wanted anymore. And he knew by now that his wants and desires would not feature in Raymond’s plan anyway.
“Maybe I would have done just that. But you disobeyed me, bitch. I never said you were allowed to piss, and you went ahead and did it anyway. A disobedient baby boy must learn his lesson, don’t you think? And you can mull over your lesson tonight. I don’t imagine any of the other servants will want to eat their dinner anywhere near you, stinking of piss in your stained nappy. They’ll all know exactly what you’ve done, won’t they? And you can spend all night in your soiled diaper too. That’ll be really uncomfortable won’t it? Full and wet and cold material against your skin all night long. I might see fit to change you in the morning. We’ll see. For now, I’m sick of the sight of you. Fuck off and get on with your chores, goat-shit.”
Will went on his way. The giant, wet nappy, sodden with his own bodily fluids, constricted his movement more than ever, and he waddled along, one sorry tights-clad leg after another.